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Cloud Architects are just professional Googlers who get paid $200k to draw boxes that Gemini builds for free.

Gemini can now ingest a whiteboard sketch and spit out a fully functional multi-region infrastructure script before you've even finished your first oat milk latte. Your career is basically a race to see who gets deprecated first: your legacy server stack or your ability to explain what a 'VPC' actually does.

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