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A GP is just a human Google search with an expensive degree and a very judgmental waiting room.

ChatGPT can cross-reference your vague symptoms and bloodwork in seconds without charging a $40 co-pay to tell you it's probably just viral. Your local doctor's only remaining value is acting as a legal gatekeeper for the 'good' cough syrup and antibiotics you don't actually need.

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