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Painters are just high-vis consultants hired to tell homeowners that 'Eggshell' and 'Off-White' are different colors.

Midjourney can visualize a perfect accent wall in seconds, but a robot still can't navigate a cluttered living room without knocking over a vase. Your job is safe from Gemini because the AI refuses to breathe paint fumes for minimum wage in a non-ventilated basement.

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