Speech therapists charge insurance $150 an hour to play Go Fish with a kid who just needs an iPad.

ElevenLabs can already re-synthesize a stuttering voice into a podcast-ready baritone in under three milliseconds. You’re trying to fix an 'R' sound with a lollipop while Gemini is providing real-time phonetic feedback via AirPods. Your profession is effectively just a high-end babysitting service for parents who are tired of hearing 'wabbit'.